Okay, I won't say how insrutable LOTR is. I won't comment on how supremely boring the books are. I won't say a word about how the movies -- while pleasurable to watch -- only make sense if you can manage to get through the stunningly boring books. I won't comment on how amazing that scene with Peter, Mary Jane, and the car was. Not a peep from me about any of that. Nope. Not a sound.