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Monday, July 26, 2004

Bumper Sticker of the Week

I've decided to implement a new feature here at Banterings -- Bumper Sticker of the Week.

I frequently see interesting bumper stickers out there on the roads of our lovely state, and many of them are howlingly funny in their liberal banality. As I see them, I'll be noting them here and commenting on them. The feature is called "Bumper Sticker of the Week", but it will appear with greater or lesser frequency, depending on the propensity of lefties to put silly stickers on their cars.

The inaugural bumber sticker for this feature is this:

Who [sic] Would Jesus Bomb?

Well, that's easy -- one only need open up the Old Testament and start reading to see whom Jesus would bomb. The common feature of such folks appear to be an overriding disdain for the Word of the Lord and and strong tendency to blaspheme. One need only read about Sodom and Gomorrah to see the type of place that Jesus would bomb.

One of the features of "Bumper Sticker of the Week" that I'll be doing is proposing the "counter-sticker". For example, the counter-sticker to the above would be:

Whom would Jesus Abort?

Enjoy our new feature.

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