• you stupid, yellow-toothed pansies ... If you want to have a meaningful election in your crappy little island full of **** food and yellow teeth, then maybe you should try not to sell your sovereignty out to Brussels and Berlin, *****. Oh, yeah - and brush your ****** teeth, you filthy animals.
• Real Americans aren't interested in your pansy-***, tea-sipping opinions. If you want to save the world, begin with your own worthless corner of it.
• Thank heavens! I was adrift in a sea of confusion and you are my beacon of hope! ... Please remember, too, that I am merely an American. That means I am not very bright. It means I have no culture or sense of history. It also means that I am barely literate, so please don't use big, fancy words.
• Mind your own business. We don't need weenie-spined Limeys meddling in our presidental election. If it wasn't for America, you'd all be speaking German. BUTT OUT!!!
• Mind your own flipping business.
• Go back to sipping your tea and leave our people alone.
• Please be advised that I have forwarded this to the CIA and FBI.